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Post by Oomtom on Aug 21, 2015 14:40:41 GMT
Guilty- well sort of. I picked up a rather Tipsy girl in a club and when I asked her where she lived I said I lived just up the road. When we arrived at her front door her Rather Large Father was waiting on the doorstep. He told her to get in the house and me to sod off. Never even got a Kiss. Then walked for around 3 hours home as the buses had stopped running.
Have you ever met someone for the first time and thought " yes this is the one for me ".
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 22, 2015 7:35:42 GMT
Guilty on this one, when I met my now wife 23 years ago I knew instantly that I had cracked this love thingy.
Have you ever told someone you loved them just to get them into bed?
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 25, 2015 15:44:33 GMT
Guilty - I told my 4 year old daughter and her 2 year old brother that I loved them and it was time to go to sleep, my Wife and I had other plans.
Have you ever gone out wearing either your sisters panties (guys) or brothers boxers (girls) because you did not have any clean underwear of your own ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 28, 2015 22:45:47 GMT
Em, no,thank God.
Have you ever pretended to not be a UTD fan for safety reasons while surrounded by opposition fans.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 1, 2015 15:53:34 GMT
Not really, I pretended to be a Glasgow Rangers fan once because I got my date home late ( 10:35 when I was told 10:00 latest ) by her big hairy, haggis eating dad. If I had said I was a Celtic fan I would not be able to relate this story to you as I would of been DEAD at the tender age of 16.
Have you ever shall we say Negotiated with a Traffic Official to get the Traffic Fine reduced. ( Ladies spare us the Gory Details ).
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 3, 2015 8:26:22 GMT
Who hasn't? Still got the ticket though.
Have you ever climbed into the wrong bed with someone while thinking that it was your partner and your bed? (by accident of course lol)
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 20, 2015 14:00:30 GMT
Not Guilty. Thinking did not come into it and the only accident was evident 9 months later !
Have you ever had a late afternoon Chinese Meal and had to order a Pizza 4 hours later ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 7, 2015 17:22:47 GMT
Oh yes, I eat what I like,when I like it.
Have you ever hidden smoking,drinking or any vice from your significant other because they don't like that you do it?
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 17, 2015 16:29:47 GMT
Yes, but not smoking we both do not smoke, drinking she drinks me under the table but I have to hide the fact that I add Spanish Fly to her drinks. But heck her Boyfriend does not complain !!!!
Have you ever Googled something and got what you actually asked for or maybe something that would make a Whore blush.
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