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Post by Hammy on Nov 6, 2014 10:17:07 GMT
Guilty. It wasn't me officer, I wasn't there is the normal response.
You've shaved off someone's eyebrows after they've fallen asleep after too much to drink?
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Post by StrikerMo on Nov 6, 2014 10:19:29 GMT
Guilty... my grandmother deserved it though
You lie about your age often?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 10:24:33 GMT
Guilty until I turned 18, I've been clean ever since.
You've got yourself into a nightclub without paying (a club that usually charges obviously).
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 6, 2014 11:26:53 GMT
Guilty, but because I know the manager.
Tried on underwear of your opposite sex?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 14:21:28 GMT
Guilty, my mother wasn't too pleased.....they were hers.
You accidentally came across gay porn but you watched it and cracked one off anyway!
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Post by Hammy on Nov 6, 2014 20:37:31 GMT
How do you accidentally come across gay porn? Not guilty (honest)
You "accidentally", dropped your pencil on the floor at school to look up a girls skirt when you went to pick it up?
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Post by StrikerMo on Nov 7, 2014 12:00:07 GMT
not guilty... it was purposeful.
you were the last one to board the plane and sat in an empty first class seat even though your ticket was for coach?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 8, 2014 10:39:53 GMT
Not guilty.
Saw a couple having sex and stayed to watch without them knowing you were there?
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Post by Hammy on Nov 10, 2014 22:16:22 GMT
Guilty  Walked round the supermarket taking things off the shelves, eating/drinking them, then putting them back? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2014 11:48:28 GMT
Not guilty, people who do that get on my tits. I don't even eat stuff and pay for the empty wrapper because it fucks up the weight on the self-service.
You've broken up a bar fight only to get smacked yourself.
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Post by Hammy on Nov 11, 2014 12:29:49 GMT
More than once guilty.
You've recorded last weeks lottery and the following week you buy the same numbers. You say to your partner to come and watch the recorded show with you, with her/him holding the ticket. Of course they don't know it's a recorded show and they think they've won. I tell you what. You will never see pure love followed by pure hate more potent as long as you live.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 11, 2014 20:45:07 GMT
Not Guilty, good idea though.
Have you ever bought a wife/partner an iron or something similar as a present for their birthday as a prank and hide the real present until they open the wrapping on the iron?
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Post by Hammy on Nov 11, 2014 21:14:35 GMT
Not guilty. I'm the woman of the family.
Have you ever been driving in the rain, you see a great big puddle, you see people on the pavement beside this great big puddle and purposely soak the living daylights out of them?
I have and today some bastard done exactly the same to me which is were this question comes from. Karma really is a bitch.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 11, 2014 22:10:00 GMT
Guilty as fuck your honour, who hasn't? especially if you know them as well.
Ate something belonging to someone else out of the fridge and denied it?
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Post by Jie on Nov 12, 2014 12:52:00 GMT
Guilty.
Found somebody's porn stash
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