Not guilty. Up until last season I'd never gone into a match thinking United would get beat. Plus as a rule I don't bet on United anyway. I used to work with a Wednesday fan though who put £20 on the opposition every single week, he said it softened the blow when the bet came in more often than not.
Guilty but not half way through...after about an hour!
Met a girl on a night out when I was a little worse for wear, couldn't properly remember what she looked like but she had to be relatively attractive or else why did I bother to get her number. I meet up with her in town and she exceeds my expectations (you didn't see that coming did you), unfortunately why I'm speaking to her I notice she has blood on her teeth. Knocked me sick and instead of telling her, I slipped out when she went to the bathroom.