Guilty. The first time was when I was about 17 in Battersea Park in London. Ended up getting dog shit all over my trousers. (Teach me not to shag dogs)
You were giving oral sex thinking thinking this smells a bit sweaty but you don't care because you're young and virile. When you go into the bathroom you find blood all over your face when the girl in question forgot to mention she was on her period.
I'm from Ireland. We didn't get lights installed there until 2012.
Very guilty. Only a couple of weeks ago I was staring at a set of the most gorgeous pins you're ever likely to see sat on a Barcelona metro.. After about a minute I looked up to find her and her boyfriend both staring at me. Ah well it was worth the embarrassment.
You're on the last bus/train home after a night of heavy drinking. You're still half an hour from your stop and you reeaaalllllllly have to pee. Have you ever peed on the floor of the bus/train?
Life sentence guilty. About 4 years ago at the stables where I worked there was a massive storm which knocked down dozens of tree. I went to the local big diy store and bought a chainsaw. After cutting up dozens of trees the thing burnt out so I took it back and said I only used it twice and I wanted a refund which surprisingly I got.
Have you ever been in a friends house, broke something and went home without saying anything?