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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 9, 2016 8:33:51 GMT
TPAM wouldn't be able for that  |
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 9, 2016 8:39:47 GMT
TPAM's grammar leaves a lot to be desired but I am flattered that at my age he seems to think I can still Butter my Mealie as said in South Africa.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 9, 2016 12:17:48 GMT
TPAM has a stash of viagara.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 9, 2016 16:38:33 GMT
TPAM is my Pusher, my connection the guy who waits at the gate of the Darby and Joan Club.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 9, 2016 20:50:18 GMT
TPAM is rambling again.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 10, 2016 15:45:47 GMT
TPAM was never in the Boy Scouts so Rambling confuses him. Luckily Ehm The Gorgeous One understands he has no sense of direction and has sewn a GPS device into his Bonnet so when she has to call Air / Sea Rescue they find him quickly. Usually he is only in the next Street  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 15, 2016 12:39:38 GMT
TPAM was a lovely boy scout I'm sure... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 15, 2016 13:55:55 GMT
Tpam knows I lost all my merit badges when I was caught Dib Dibbing the leader of the Girl Scouts. My Duke of Edinburghs award was cancelled when I was caught on CCTV kicking a Corgi.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 15, 2016 14:25:54 GMT
TPAM kicks dogs?...oh the shame of it.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 16, 2016 11:03:34 GMT
TPAM the one who Punches Koalas has the cheek to comment about my kicking a Corgi Dog ! In my defence I did it under command of Her Majesty the Queen. I was at one of Her Majesty's garden parties when she stepped into some Corgi Poo ! She turned to Prince Phillip and said " be a Dear and give that Corgi a swift kick up the Bum ". I miss heard and thought she said " Bear " so did as I was commanded and wellied it up the Arsen Wenger.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 16, 2016 20:32:50 GMT
TPAM is a bear now?
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 18, 2016 16:35:25 GMT
TPAM should keep up with the NFL transfer market. He would have seen that oomtom/koala was drafted into the Ohio Bears as Center Forward
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 19, 2016 12:55:17 GMT
TPAM should stay off the absinthe.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 19, 2016 15:03:12 GMT
TPAM knows that Absinthe makes the Heart grow Fonder ( So FU*k Off )  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 20, 2016 10:14:36 GMT
TPAM needs more english lessons....
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