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Post by Oomtom on Oct 20, 2016 14:51:58 GMT
TPAM is from Irish stock so what does he know about English. I speak English like what the Queen duz.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 22, 2016 16:26:41 GMT
TPAM's queen speaks scouse?
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 23, 2016 4:41:33 GMT
I would have TPAM know that I once heard Her Majesty say she " wuz wellying it down a ginnel chasing a jigger rabbit with half a ducker " Phil said " What ",
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 23, 2016 7:57:33 GMT
TPAM met the royals?
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 23, 2016 10:27:33 GMT
TPAM knows I am from an Upper class family. When we catch the Bus to collect our benefits we only use double deckers and insist on riding in the top deck.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 25, 2016 18:57:31 GMT
TPAM has a bus pass and should be sitting in the seats near the driver surely?
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 26, 2016 15:21:17 GMT
TPAM surely remembers that I sold my Bus Pass to Sir Cliff Richard when he was a bit short of cash. I am not allowed to sit within 30 feet of the driver as I was accused ( wrongly ) of helping myself to change from his satchel. My accuser was the conductor who had it in for me as, in an error of judgement I got his daughter in the Pudding club. How was I to know that Mickey Mouse party balloons did not work as well as condoms !
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 21, 2016 20:49:09 GMT
TPAM has blagged his way into an advertising gig on here.
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 22, 2016 15:40:10 GMT
TPAM knows that I hate " name droppers " I said so to Sir Richard Branson at the party last week at Sir Alan Sugars penthouse.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 22, 2016 16:38:09 GMT
TPAM still can't see it?
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 23, 2016 15:24:08 GMT
TPAM knows I am short sighted
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 23, 2016 20:01:07 GMT
TPAM will see it shortly then.......
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 24, 2016 15:16:57 GMT
TPAM is talking in Riddles as I do not know what I am supposed to see
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 25, 2016 13:03:00 GMT
TPAM will see soon....
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 25, 2016 15:26:53 GMT
TPAM is correct I collect my new reading glasses tomorrow on my 71st Birthday  |
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