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Post by Oomtom on Oct 5, 2016 15:01:42 GMT
TPAM knows that either way it is just wind.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 6, 2016 10:00:09 GMT
TPAM certainly knows about wind... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 6, 2016 14:38:05 GMT
TPAM knows I went to my Doctor and asked for something for Wind, he prescribed a Kite  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 6, 2016 17:48:13 GMT
TPAM still telling cheesey jokes that are not even related to funny.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 7, 2016 11:43:54 GMT
TPAM tells my Jokes to Ehm The Gorgeous One to get her in the mood
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 7, 2016 12:05:58 GMT
TPAM has jokes to get people in the mood,the mood to cry.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 7, 2016 13:10:09 GMT
TPAM has read my reviews from my last stage appearance and I quote:-
1. Daily Mirror - oomtom had them rolling in the aisles - This reporter had tears rolling down his Thighs !
2. Paris Match - this comedic person is the George Best of Funny.
3. New York Times - This guy is funnier than Donald Trumps hairpiece.
4. Moscow Herald - the world knows now why we ended the Cold War - just to get oomtoms videos .
My next scheduled appearance is in Argentina who have a shortage of Tissue Paper, so:- " Don't cry for me Argentina " wear Kimbies !!!!!
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 7, 2016 20:26:40 GMT
TPAM has some imagination.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 8, 2016 7:36:20 GMT
TPAM cannot begin to Imagine how much Imagination I have
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 8, 2016 8:58:40 GMT
TPAM thinks that he's a koala bear...enough said.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 8, 2016 10:20:59 GMT
TPAM addresses me as a Koala Bear - How SAD is that and anyway I am not a Bear
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 8, 2016 12:03:04 GMT
TPAM prefers to called a marsupial, I don't know which is worse.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 8, 2016 13:03:21 GMT
TPAM's grammar or typing skills need a lot to be desired. I prefer Marsupial as that is what I am. Lets break it down:
Mars - a sweet chocolate bar of substantial ingredients that has been at the forefront of Treats for a long time.
Up - the only way to be heading
I - the way Successful Positive people refer to oneself
Al - Tribute paid to us Marsupials by Paul Simon - " You can call me Al "
On the other hand Bears are stuck with such references as " Bear Arsed ", " Bear Faced Liar ", " Bearing Down " a particularly painful part of Childbirth .... so No Thank You - I am not related to Bears.
And as for Worse I could be human and the Root of all the Evil and suffering on this Planet !
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 8, 2016 13:59:25 GMT
TPAM needs to have a lie down again.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 9, 2016 7:54:24 GMT
TPAM must let me know if Ehm The Gorgeous One is busy  |
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