The Director of Social Welfare in Liverpool is presented with a report highlighting the problem of 14 year old girls going out on a Friday Night Binge Drinking. " Oh no she exclaims. this will not do, Who is looking after their Children ".
The teacher at a school, not in Ireland, says to her class of 6 year old's who can give me a sentence with the word " Facinate ". Little Amy ventures " My sister brought home her boyfriend and he was Facinating ". Good said the teacher but I said Facinate. Suzy tried and said " I was Facinated to learn the Pope is Catholic ". Good said the teacher but the word is Facinate. Little Johnny put up is hand, the teacher was wary of him but said go ahead Johnny. " My sister has a Cardigan with 10 buttons, but her Tits are so big she can only fasten 8 ".
PS It was not in Ireland because by 6 years old the kids are harvesting Potatoes (lies)
Am I missing something here ? There seems to be little or no activity. Big game versus Liverpool coming up and no post, Rooney dropped from England startring line up and captaincy going to a Liverpool player, no one posting in Games, Ryan admitting he had talks with Swansea etc.....
After making the above post I went to Games which said 4 Viewing but when I clicked on to Games the stats said there was only me on line ? Is this site Haunted ? Just in case here is one of my world famous, rib cracking jokes for over 18's.
The phone rings and Steve answers it. It is his wife who asks if he would go past the farm on his way home and bring home 4 Live White hens. He asks why ! She says I want them as Pall Bearers for that Dead Cock you bring home every night
My friend in Glasgow told me he went to the Job Centre and one ad caught his eye. It was for a Fanny Waxers Assistant. The job description listed " washing of ladies private parts, hair trimming prior to waxing ..... ". He went in to apply for the Job and the assistant told him he must go to Dover. My friend asked " why is that where the Job is ? " no said the assistant that is the end of the Queue "
A lady gets into a Cab in London and says Waterloo Please. The cabby asks ' The Station ' well replies the Lady I am a bit Fuc*ing late for the Battle.