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Post by Oomtom on Sept 6, 2017 15:17:47 GMT
It would appear that there is a Low Life, Thief here on the forums as my Hard Won " Cheese " award has been stolen !!!! I demand that the Forum is Cordoned Off and everyone searched . I will provide a Sniffer Dog to help and when the culprit is found Justice must be served. For this Heinous crime the Culprit He or She must face a fate worse than Capital Punishment. In other words Hanging is too good for them what they need is a Swift Kick Up the Arse (n Wenger ). Mods, Administrator leave no stone unturned your reputation is at stake.  PS. I love Brendan  |
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Post by Dave on Sept 6, 2017 16:21:33 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 7, 2017 14:57:15 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 7, 2017 14:58:11 GMT
Thank you Dave I have read the book now where is my Cheese !!!!!!!!!
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 9, 2017 8:26:27 GMT
OK
This is NOT FUNNY anymore. Not only has my well deserved Bronze Star with Ribbons which I earned not arrived ( as promised Jie ! ) but my Cheese has been stolen too !!!!!!!!!
I am therefore putting in a Transfer Request to another Forum in the EPL of Forums.
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Post by Dave on Sept 9, 2017 9:48:35 GMT
Thank you Dave I have read the book now where is my Cheese !!!!!!!!! What book is that?  |
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 10, 2017 13:58:49 GMT
Dave you no full well that Who Moved My Cheese is a widely used to train Sales People. Now, before all the toys come out of the Pram WHERE IS MY CHEESE AND MY BLOODY BRONZE STAR WITH RIBBONS !!!!! This Koala can swim and is about to Jump Ship. SOD THE LIFEBOATS  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 24, 2017 10:13:14 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 25, 2017 13:40:40 GMT
 If you really meant that you would be waving with less fingers so I will take it that you are trying to disguise the fact that you are covertly searching for whoever is responsible for testing our friendship by transporting my Cheese Award to you. My transfer was stalled because of the Two Trillion Euros buy out clause insisted on by Jie. The reason for the huge amount was, she said, that without oomtom/koala this forum would be occupied by Illiterate Dotards with as much Imagination as a Swamp Slug ! Her words not mine ! But then she craves my Body. ![]() |
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 10, 2018 14:01:34 GMT
It would seem that this forum is Policed by Wimps who will not enforce the Rule of Law and Return my Cheese and Bronze Medal awards to me. They side with Criminal elements. Also the adjudicators of the competitions do not observe the World Wide recognition of First, Second and Third places. The only sport which is allowed to vary from this is Dueling and for obvious reasons. The one that comes second is DEAD LAST and carried away by his Seconds. So I demand my Second Bronze Medal with Ribbons. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 19:28:28 GMT
You've been upgraded to a gold world cup and cheese.
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