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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 24, 2016 22:19:27 GMT
When you say you're originally from Manchester I assume you no longer live there. So where are you living now? And how did you find this forum? I always seem to be on the move Jie, currently living in Kendal but hopefully moving up to Newcastle some time early in the new year I drew up a list of all the Manchester United forums on the Internet 6 months ago and tried them all one after the other, got booted off one then tried the next one and so on and so on, this is the last one on the list
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 24, 2016 22:35:46 GMT
Hi Heidi, Being an intelligent lady you probably read between the lines of Jie's post. She describes me as she does to ward off anyone else who shows any Romantic feelings in my direction. She wants me all to herself you see. Viz a Vie the cheese you are looking for. I do qualify as I am a RED, from Lancashire, and have the award to prove the CHEESE angle. So whenever you want to bring your TUC biscuits we can have a Nibble When Red Or Dead makes his move on you just remember the last time he had any Culture was when someone put a Yoghurt in his Fridge. The only other alternative would be say, Red Leicester cheese, but it is Vardly ( hardly ) your taste and has no lasting qualities. Ooh Oomtom you've proper made my day as nobody has ever come close to confusing me with an intelligent lady before, thanks chuck I'm just going to pretend you didn't put Vardly
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2016 22:43:27 GMT
Too late, it's out there. It's never-ending downhill. :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 25, 2016 8:17:31 GMT
When you say you're originally from Manchester I assume you no longer live there. So where are you living now? And how did you find this forum? I always seem to be on the move Jie, currently living in Kendal but hopefully moving up to Newcastle some time early in the new year I drew up a list of all the Manchester United forums on the Internet 6 months ago and tried them all one after the other, got booted off one then tried the next one and so on and so on, this is the last one on the list " This is the last one on the list " !!!!! A bit of a Backhanded Compliment if ever I heard one ! Tell the truth you were searching for where to find oomtom the Koala ! Never mind your here now and as they say " Tried the Rest Settled for The Best ". PS: Vardly was an intended Pun of Hardly as he sort of plays for Leicester - more Wit from the maestro
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 25, 2016 16:49:12 GMT
I always seem to be on the move Jie, currently living in Kendal but hopefully moving up to Newcastle some time early in the new year I drew up a list of all the Manchester United forums on the Internet 6 months ago and tried them all one after the other, got booted off one then tried the next one and so on and so on, this is the last one on the list " This is the last one on the list " !!!!! A bit of a Backhanded Compliment if ever I heard one ! Tell the truth you were searching for where to find oomtom the Koala ! Never mind your here now and as they say " Tried the Rest Settled for The Best ". PS: Vardly was an intended Pun of Hardly as he sort of plays for Leicester - more Wit from the maestro Was joking about the list Oom, it's my first time talking online to strangers about football or anything to be honest so plumped for a smaller quieter one I would never have linked Vardly and Leicester in a month of Sundays, don't know what the Fuchs up with me Happy Xmas Hun, hic
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Post by Dave on Dec 26, 2016 10:27:31 GMT
Heidi Hi Merry Christmas and a belated welcome to the forum, recently we have had a lot of new members signing up never to be seen again so thought I'd hang off. Anyway you've met Oomtom and have still stuck around, must have a screw loose like the rest of us so welcome to the club.
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Post by Kaushik on Dec 26, 2016 11:44:53 GMT
Welcome
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 26, 2016 15:07:00 GMT
Thank you Dave and Kaushik. Talk soon
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 29, 2016 1:09:48 GMT
" This is the last one on the list " !!!!! A bit of a Backhanded Compliment if ever I heard one ! Tell the truth you were searching for where to find oomtom the Koala ! Never mind your here now and as they say " Tried the Rest Settled for The Best ". PS: Vardly was an intended Pun of Hardly as he sort of plays for Leicester - more Wit from the maestro Was joking about the list Oom, it's my first time talking online to strangers about football or anything to be honest so plumped for a smaller quieter one I would never have linked Vardly and Leicester in a month of Sundays, don't know what the Fuchs up with me Happy Xmas Hun, hic Can't say that I didn't try to warn you....
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 29, 2016 2:13:07 GMT
Was joking about the list Oom, it's my first time talking online to strangers about football or anything to be honest so plumped for a smaller quieter one I would never have linked Vardly and Leicester in a month of Sundays, don't know what the Fuchs up with me Happy Xmas Hun, hic Can't say that I didn't try to warn you.... You did Red or Dead, but i'm not sure yet if you're jealous of Oomtom or me
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 29, 2016 9:49:25 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 29, 2016 9:59:06 GMT
Heidi you got it in one. He is Jealous of me because all the Ladies ( I use the term loosely ) on here fancy me and he is Jealous of You because I am showing you affection. He is just like my ex-wife who always closed her eyes during sex because she could not stand to see me Enjoying myself
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 29, 2016 10:06:04 GMT
Fan of the Westerns Red or Dead ? Is it from Blazing Saddles ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 29, 2016 16:40:00 GMT
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 29, 2016 19:03:34 GMT
Didn't your Mother teach you that it's rude to point ?
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