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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 21, 2016 9:45:00 GMT
Hi i'm Heidi i'm 48 originally from Manchester and just love talking about United
Talk soon
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 21, 2016 12:39:18 GMT
hello-smiley Heidi and  to the forum. I hope you enjoy it here as much as we do. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2016 12:55:43 GMT
Hi Heidi, welcome aboard and happy holidays!  |
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 22, 2016 3:02:01 GMT
hello-smiley Heidi and to the forum. I hope you enjoy it here as much as we do. Thank you Red Or Dead Totally respect to the Koala Bear i'd have been sparko after the 6th punch  |
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 22, 2016 3:11:16 GMT
Hi Heidi, welcome aboard and happy holidays! Thanks Edwood and same to you  |
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 22, 2016 16:18:02 GMT
Hi Heidi, From oomtom aka the Worlds Cuddliest Koala. I will forgive you for remarking on Red Or Dead's punching of a Koala. You were not to know that he is an Irish Oaf who persecutes defenceless animals. Love your Avatar as I am a great lover of cats. I was born in Salford 5 in 1945 so when you were born I was already around 33 years old. I have lived in South Africa since 1976. Oh wait ! This is supposed to be about YOU ! The warmest of Welcomes to You and I hope you like jokes because I am the Michael McIntyre of the forums, ignore the Cheese Award it is Golden Cheddar but the Mods ran out of Gold Encrusted items  |
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 22, 2016 17:51:43 GMT
Hi Heidi, From oomtom aka the Worlds Cuddliest Koala. I will forgive you for remarking on Red Or Dead's punching of a Koala. You were not to know that he is an Irish Oaf who persecutes defenceless animals. Love your Avatar as I am a great lover of cats. I was born in Salford 5 in 1945 so when you were born I was already around 33 years old. I have lived in South Africa since 1976. Oh wait ! This is supposed to be about YOU ! The warmest of Welcomes to You and I hope you like jokes because I am the Michael McIntyre of the forums, ignore the Cheese Award it is Golden Cheddar but the Mods ran out of Gold Encrusted items Hiya Oomtom Well my pussy certainly isn't defenceless  My Dad didn't talk about his youth much but recall him showing me his report from Mount Carmel School, think that was Salford Love jokes and humour but MM just isn't my cup of tea, he's funny alright but there's just something about him Every time i've seen that Cheese award just thought it was a different member, that's me off to the opticians in the new year |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 23, 2016 14:07:29 GMT
Hi again Heidi,
Just ignore Oomtom like the rest of us and you'll be fine here.... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 23, 2016 14:22:16 GMT
Hi Heidi, Please ignore the above post from Red Or Dead. Like most Juveniles he seeks attention at any possible opportunity. I remember that Mount Carmel was in Blackley and was a rather posh Catholic school. I went to Ordsall Secondary Modern which was a very difficult school to get into. You had to be sent there by a JUDGE. My Cheese award is the Envy of everyone on this Forum. Bearing in mind your pugilistic pussy you should strive to win the Pussy of the Month award. Talk to Jie she is one of my Secret Admirers and is after my Body. I will put in a good word for you |
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Post by Jie on Dec 23, 2016 17:33:50 GMT
Hello Heidi and welcome to the forum. I would like to apologize for OomTom's behavior in advance- he thinks he's witty and we let him get away with it as he is a senior citizen, hence the cheese award
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 23, 2016 22:58:15 GMT
Hi again Heidi, Just ignore Oomtom like the rest of us and you'll be fine here.... :lol: Behave yourself, i'm going to ask for his phone number in a minute  |
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 23, 2016 23:07:20 GMT
Hi Heidi, Please ignore the above post from Red Or Dead. Like most Juveniles he seeks attention at any possible opportunity. I remember that Mount Carmel was in Blackley and was a rather posh Catholic school. I went to Ordsall Secondary Modern which was a very difficult school to get into. You had to be sent there by a JUDGE. My Cheese award is the Envy of everyone on this Forum. Bearing in mind your pugilistic pussy you should strive to win the Pussy of the Month award. Talk to Jie she is one of my Secret Admirers and is after my Body. I will put in a good word for you The lying git, to my knowledge he wasn't Catholic if anything he was anti church and he's never been posh either  |
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Post by Heidi_68 on Dec 23, 2016 23:13:09 GMT
Hello Heidi and welcome to the forum. I would like to apologize for OomTom's behavior in advance- he thinks he's witty and we let him get away with it as he is a senior citizen, hence the cheese award Thanks Jie, i'm still searching for a Red Lancashire cheese and was hoping OomTom could help |
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Post by Jie on Dec 24, 2016 6:43:39 GMT
When you say you're originally from Manchester I assume you no longer live there. So where are you living now? And how did you find this forum?
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 24, 2016 7:31:19 GMT
Hi Heidi, Being an intelligent lady you probably read between the lines of Jie's post. She describes me as she does to ward off anyone else who shows any Romantic feelings in my direction. She wants me all to herself you see. Viz a Vie the cheese you are looking for. I do qualify as I am a RED, from Lancashire, and have the award to prove the CHEESE angle. So whenever you want to bring your TUC biscuits we can have a Nibble  When Red Or Dead makes his move on you just remember the last time he had any Culture was when someone put a Yoghurt in his Fridge. The only other alternative would be say, Red Leicester cheese, but it is Vardly ( hardly ) your taste and has no lasting qualities.  |
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