Dave - I expected more from you but to post pictures of Vermin ! when you should as a moderator be searching for the Low Down Dirty Rat who stole my Cheese Award. If it was not for the 2 Trillion Euros buy out clause that your BOSS ( The Voluptuous Jie ) has placed in my contract I would be long gone.
Oooops - Did I really post that ? Us Koalas cannot concentrate on more than one topic of extreme importance and I obviously have CHEESE on my mind since my CHEESE award went missing. For the sake of the Forum and the WWF will someone please restore my CHEESE.
Heaven knows where I may Inadvertently make more CHEESY POSTINGS ..........
This is just not fair !!!!! How can I concentrate when my EXTRA LUCKY Cheese Award is MISSING ? If this goes on past this week I will be contacting The Commission for Arbitration in Sport with a demand to have this whole game restarted or declared illegal. SO THERE< GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE - OR ELSE
My Coins in Bits were accepted and now it is up to the undeserving recipient of my Cheese Award to give it back and as it is RedOrDEad I do not see any reason for delay, but to be sure I have enlisted the aid of Ehm ( The Gorgeous One ) you know She who must be Obeyed.
If you really meant that you would be waving with less fingers so I will take it that you are trying to disguise the fact that you are covertly searching for whoever is responsible for testing our friendship by transporting my Cheese Award to you. My transfer was stalled because of the Two Trillion Euros buy out clause insisted on by Jie. The reason for the huge amount was, she said, that without oomtom/koala this forum would be occupied by Illiterate Dotards with as much Imagination as a Swamp Slug ! Her words not mine ! But then she craves my Body.
Never easy against Southampton who will be feeling a tad unlucky not to have forced at least a draw. Still this is soccer and sometimes you have to grind out a result and with a little luck on your side that is what United did. The lads will probably get a rollicking from Mo but all in all we are much better than last season.