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Post by Jie on Nov 4, 2014 17:45:02 GMT
Decided to merge together the idea of the LOL thread and the comedian one. So everything funny goes in one place. I'll start this off with a bit of Jim Jefferies "Bare" on gun control  |
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 6, 2014 18:05:15 GMT
Great Video Jie ( Queenie )
For me the greatest comedians were Morecambe and Wise. Given the Era they were in their humour was fantastic. They had Big Celebrities and Stars begging them to have them on their TV show, where they would have the Urine taken out of them.
For instance Andre Previn was on there regularly and Eric ( Morecambe ) always called him Mister Preview.
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Post by Rach1986 on Nov 9, 2014 20:20:30 GMT
Thought this was funny ... poor Bebe
United flop was not my decision
Ex-Manchester United No.2 Carlos Queiroz has revealed that he had no input in Bebe’s controversial £7.2million arrival at Old Trafford four years ago.
And that contradicts Sir Alex Ferguson’s explanation that he signed the Portuguese Under-21 international without actually watching him after taking Queiroz’s advice.
The deal – which saw United sign Bebe from Vitoria Guimaraes in August 2010 – has been the subject of a Portuguese police investigation into corruption.
Questions were asked about why United would pay such a significant sum for a player who had played just one season in Portugal’s third division.
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 11, 2014 15:21:39 GMT
Another really funny man was Tommy Cooper. His failed magic tricks would have you in stitches. He died on stage. He fell through the curtain behind him and the audience thought it was one of his silly moments. Only when he did not get up did they realise that he had passed away.
Billy Connolly, if you don't mind the bad language is a scream. His interpretations of parts of the bible are so funny as long as you remember that God has a great sense of humour. For instance at the last supper according to him Jesus turned to Judas and said " you get on my T*ts " and in relation to Sauls ( Pauls ) confrontation with the Burning Bush on the road to Damascus, Paul looked heavenwards and said " I know you wanted to get my attention but did you have to Barbecue my Donkey ".
I hope no one is offended as it was not meant in that way.
For us Drinkers ( cheers Queenie ), what are the first two references to Alchohol in the Bible ?
When Cane ( a white spirit ) killed Able and Moses was found Motherless in the bullrushes !!!!
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Post by Jie on Nov 18, 2014 7:30:36 GMT
Daily Mail: "Victor Valdes is unlikely to figure in Manchester United's squad to face Arsenal on Saturday despite David de Gea dislocating a finger." :lol:
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Post by Jie on Nov 20, 2014 6:47:34 GMT
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Post by StrikerMo on Dec 10, 2014 11:05:22 GMT
Welllll.... there's always next year? Oh wait...
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 16, 2014 10:59:47 GMT
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Post by Njords Saga on Dec 16, 2014 22:16:45 GMT
I must have been under a rock cos I aint seen this before but it made me piss meself laughing so deserves to get posted.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 18:50:09 GMT
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 23, 2014 13:07:15 GMT
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 4, 2015 13:41:25 GMT
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Post by Jie on Jan 13, 2015 15:43:24 GMT
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