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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 5, 2014 23:00:32 GMT
6/10 (you either wrote that wrong or I'm reading it wrong) Take her to a horror movie and piss in your pants during the movie I meant ask her if she is after getting ready yet as in dressed appropriately for the date. 6/10 Tell her that you need to go to the bathroom when the bill comes and leave her there to pay. |
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Post by Jie on Nov 6, 2014 13:06:07 GMT
Just to pay or leave the restaurant?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 6, 2014 13:27:45 GMT
Leave
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Post by Jie on Nov 6, 2014 13:38:08 GMT
10/10 then
"Yeah, this is where my ex works. Oh, there she/he is!"
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Post by Hammy on Nov 6, 2014 13:42:51 GMT
7/10
Do you always look fat in that dress?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 6, 2014 14:42:51 GMT
6/10.
Take her to the cinema and get a large share-box of popcorn and position it on your lap, then during the movie put your dick up through the end flap of the box so when she puts her hand in........
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Post by Jie on Nov 6, 2014 15:15:30 GMT
4/10 sounds funny. Plus you'd get all kinds of nasty stuff on your cock.
Constantly use your phone and keep laughing to yourself
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Post by Hammy on Nov 6, 2014 20:26:27 GMT
8/10
Tell her you want to have at least 5 kids
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Post by Jie on Nov 7, 2014 13:48:47 GMT
4/10
"I get hard when I choke people"
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Post by Hammy on Nov 10, 2014 22:30:29 GMT
5/10
Do you know any decent cures for louse?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 11, 2014 20:41:37 GMT
5/10
Admit to being a lazy drunk with no job.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 13, 2015 15:31:21 GMT
5/10
Ask her if she knows a Restaurant that will cash your welfare cheque.
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 20, 2015 14:12:45 GMT
9/10 Was a show stopper !
Ask your date if they DO IT on the first date with your Diary open at 2017.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 7, 2015 17:25:35 GMT
8/10...
Ask her has she any friends that are into BDSM.
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 17, 2015 16:32:59 GMT
9/10
Ask her if she knows the chemical name for KY Jelly
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