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Post by Oomtom on Oct 7, 2018 11:49:14 GMT
TPAM speaks the truth however the only thing he ever takes out is the Bins on refuse day.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 11, 2018 18:43:27 GMT
The tide wouldn't take TPAM out.
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 15, 2018 15:28:58 GMT
TPAM's girlfriend is rather Obese and the Lifeguard at Brighton beach asked her to please leave as The Tide Wanted To Come In  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 11, 2018 0:40:07 GMT
TPAM missed me......
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 11, 2018 11:32:01 GMT
TPAM yes I missed you but next time I will use both barrels.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 14, 2018 9:32:10 GMT
TPAM would miss me with a bazooka seeing how his aim is as sharp as his wit. :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 14, 2018 15:04:01 GMT
TPAM mentions Bazooka is that not a musical instrument ? talking of which he could not hit a cow in the C*nt with a Banjo
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 25, 2018 11:51:58 GMT
TPAM could explain why I would even want to do that?
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 25, 2018 14:56:21 GMT
TPAM obviously MISSES the POINT
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 4, 2018 13:25:32 GMT
TPAM made a point?
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 4, 2018 15:29:12 GMT
TPAM words fail me, the point is that it is quite easy to hit something as large as a cows C*nt with a large flat backed instrument like a Banjo - did they not teach you anything at the exclusive boarding school that the Judge sent you to for 5 years  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 11, 2018 17:46:55 GMT
TPAM is the only one on here with extensive knowledge of a cows cunt it appears....the instrument? Fair enough as most of us may have fiddled around with a banjo before I suppose ?
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 18, 2018 11:19:55 GMT
So ! TPAM which one of the Banjo Brothers have you been fiddling with
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 18, 2018 13:37:11 GMT
TPAM is attempting humour once more, but since it's the silly season we'll attempt a smile.
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 20, 2018 8:20:14 GMT
TPAM is always in Silly Season
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