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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 2, 2016 16:02:04 GMT
TPAM knows I am here always. ..lol
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 3, 2016 9:46:37 GMT
TPAM should get a life, go to School or Work then I could nip round to talk to The Gorgeous One  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 3, 2016 11:48:32 GMT
TPAM couldn't nip to the corner shop without having a nap halfway there ffs ... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 3, 2016 14:09:53 GMT
TPAM should know I changed doctors and he has prescribed a cocktail of drugs for me as follows :-
1. Viagara but told me to drink it quickly or I could get a Stiff neck.
2. An " upper " to keep me awake for long time spans.
3. Coxflam which is for backache caused by over activity brought on by the Viagara.
4. LSD to take me into the realm of Fantasy where I could predict Football results by teams who are not really teams.
5. A "downer" to make sure I forget what the above caused me to do.
Oh and a very good hair conditioner to make sure I am still the same Cuddly/Loving Koala that drives women wild.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 3, 2016 21:01:25 GMT
TPAM just took the LSD by the sounds of it all....
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 4, 2016 14:49:55 GMT
TPAM is correct and whilst I was in fantasy land I dreamed that I too had a punctured Football circa 1960 instead of my Jie Brie. Not so much a dream as a Bloody Nightmare ! Boy was I glad to take the downer and discover my Jie Brie was intact GOAL
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 4, 2016 15:07:46 GMT
TPAM should take another downer.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 4, 2016 15:28:40 GMT
TPAM knows you cannot keep a happy Koala down for long. I am taking the Viagara and going out on the look for loose Koala chicks  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 4, 2016 16:04:21 GMT
TPAM needs all the luck....I'll stick to what I have thanks...why go out for a burger when you have steak at home as they say...
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 5, 2016 12:32:52 GMT
TPAM knows us Koalas only Eat vegetarians !
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 6, 2016 6:40:43 GMT
TPAM shouldn't date vegetarians as they won't eat your meat... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 6, 2016 9:39:09 GMT
TPAM has resorted to Smut and Vulgarity yet again which as a Church Going Koala I will ignore and pray for his redemption  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 6, 2016 10:34:31 GMT
TPAM...... (finger)
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 6, 2016 12:15:05 GMT
TPAM no that is not my contact lens  |
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 30, 2016 12:45:00 GMT
Jie or any other of the Fair Minded Mods, I oomtom claim the Award for persistence in attempting to keep this Thread alive despite the bad manners of TPATPABTM .... ( The Person Above, The Person Above, Because That's Me ) ...... simple really !........ Please send me a PM .......
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