Yes go on an have a laugh. You won't be laughing when the Inspectors from the Animal Cruelty League come knocking on your Doors. I say doors because I have reported everyone who has not shown their disgust at this flagrant abuse of a Cuddly animal. I reported Dave twice just for the hell of it. Jie you are OK I left your name off the list. I could not report The Keeper of the Key to my Heart. I put it down to just one of your moods it being that time of the month
What a Crock of Sh*t. A player is not an Island unto himself. In a real team Wayne Rooney centers a perfect ball for Ibramovich to score the winning goal, manager Mourinho takes a Bow. In Fantasy Land, Wayne Rooney splits the defense with a telling knee high fast paced cross, John Terry swings at it, falls on is backside and the manager RedorDead says " well maybe I will transfer Rooney because he hit the ball to hard .......
Luckily I have resolved to differentiate between the lucid Tom and the diverse silly person that he becomes from time to time.....it's all good. ....it's just the koala in him with all the eucalyptus an all....lol
You can lead a man to reason, but you cannot make him think.
Jie - Holder of the Keys to my Heart, I once thought of trying to set fire to a bunch of leaves in my mouth, I actually struck the match but luckily the Koala in the next tree is the Fire Warden and on seeing the match flare he Blasted me with a dry powder extinguisher. It cost me a fortune to send my Fur Coat to the cleaners and I had to hide away for a week as I did not want the lady Koalas to see me naked in all my Glory. ( Blush, Blush ).
So my lungs are as Pristine as your Virtue ( apart from the Pussy of the Month thing ) ........
Just to say, talking about Fur Coats, my Dad Koala told me when I was sixteen and starting to date ladies that " Girls get Minks the same way Minks get Minks ". If you understand what he meant please explain it to me ! I don't want to go to the grave not knowing ......... (lies)
Red it is the fault of that Fantasy land you live in. It makes you Dream that you have done things which you in reality you have not. That explains why you still Wet the Bed, you thought you had been to the toilet. By the way have you managed to get the smell out of the bedroom wardrobe