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Post by Oomtom on Sept 14, 2018 11:56:24 GMT
The tree either side of me has been unoccupied since a rumour went around about a Pervert in the area  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 16, 2018 10:55:07 GMT
How on earth would they think that....  |
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 16, 2018 14:08:00 GMT
Maybe they were tipped off because of the Telescope and Night Vision Binnoculars hanging in my tree. The telescope is for viewing Uranus and Binns because I am a Twitcher
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 17, 2018 10:44:13 GMT
Twitchers focus on the feathered type of birds though..  |
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 17, 2018 15:19:15 GMT
This twitcher concentrates on TITS  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 18, 2018 10:27:20 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 18, 2018 15:28:31 GMT
I like it. But I only get to see Blue Tits in the Winter or when the Lady Officer flashes her Boobs.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 21, 2018 11:07:28 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 21, 2018 13:13:39 GMT
Love the humour but I am going to have to report you for publishing Tits on this Family Forum. By the way my field of Speciality is Horny-Thology |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 22, 2018 10:35:06 GMT
Photographic evidence of a traitor.....  |
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 23, 2018 12:52:10 GMT
That Koala was ejected from the Koala fraternity for Low Jumping in the leap frog event at the Koala Olympics.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 24, 2018 12:51:55 GMT
Liar, that's you begging to be a City fan
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 25, 2018 14:59:59 GMT
OK so I want to be a City Fan but their website is not as amusing as this so to hell with soccer
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Post by Red Or Dead on Sept 29, 2018 9:10:48 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 29, 2018 13:50:43 GMT
That pub crowd made more noise than the United away fans today, lose 3-1 to West Ham WTFFFS
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