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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 11, 2018 7:09:20 GMT
My neighbour took it for sunburn during the recent heatwave here.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 11, 2018 9:50:20 GMT
Why would anyone take Viagra for sunburn ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 12, 2018 6:53:33 GMT
To keep the covers off his body.... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 12, 2018 10:29:04 GMT
Same for Big Toe Gout which is just as stiff
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 13, 2018 10:07:07 GMT
Isn't a toe at the end of the bed?
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 14, 2018 14:53:04 GMT
Yes just where the Blankets are tucked in most tightly hence putting pressure on a Gouty Toe
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 14, 2018 20:19:14 GMT
Don't tuck the blankets in then?
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 15, 2018 15:43:02 GMT
But then the cold wind whistles around your tootsies and you risk frostbite on your gouty toe as well.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 18, 2018 7:00:13 GMT
I forgot that you feel the cold more at your age. :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 19, 2018 10:58:04 GMT
At my age and with my Sexy disposition I feel just about anything on the opposite sex  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 20, 2018 10:24:42 GMT
If you are on your own it doesn't count as sex.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 20, 2018 15:15:45 GMT
The fun way to W*nk is to lay on your hand until it goes numb then it feels like someone else is doing it and in your minds eye you can think of anyone you like, mine is Jie |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 24, 2018 8:12:00 GMT
Someone told me it feels better to have a wank with a dead hand, so I decided to test out this theory recently,......... I guess I ruined that funeral anyway.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 24, 2018 13:34:07 GMT
Love that one Red. Remember Billy Connoly saying " you can have more fun at a Glasgow Funeral than an Edinburgh Wedding " classic Billy.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 25, 2018 8:56:42 GMT
I love this one....
And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".
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