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Post by Oomtom on Apr 2, 2018 10:55:18 GMT
Koalas are refined and would not lower themselves to mention the word C*M unlike certain other human species on this forum. Are they not aware that Her Majesty the Queen reads these posts. And by Queen I do not refer to Dave or Edwood
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Post by Red Or Dead on Apr 4, 2018 14:21:40 GMT
Not that word
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Post by Oomtom on Apr 4, 2018 15:31:44 GMT
Koalas have short arms so we use a SPECIAL sort of shorthand but I forgot I was corresponding with a mere human of limited knowledge. Spcial is a SPECIAL way of showing we are vastly more Intlligent than humans  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Apr 4, 2018 18:24:57 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Apr 5, 2018 15:18:34 GMT
Is yours Yellow ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Apr 5, 2018 15:27:01 GMT
Ask Mrs Oomtom ... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Apr 6, 2018 14:31:53 GMT
I did and she said it was indeed Yellow but not dangerous as it was so small she had to get a Magnifying Glass. The Testicles were dark brown and Very Very wrinkled just like odd coloured Prunes  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Apr 6, 2018 18:48:27 GMT
She's very harsh on you
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Post by Oomtom on Apr 7, 2018 12:30:36 GMT
You were the subject of her comments as well you know.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Apr 9, 2018 10:24:27 GMT
All good I hope
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Post by Oomtom on Apr 9, 2018 14:39:49 GMT
If you think being referred to as " that clod kicking, miserable son of a rattlesnake thieving bastard " is all good then I guess yes you are right ! I left out the worst swear words as the mods would have banned her even though she is not a Forum Member :lol:
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Post by Red Or Dead on Apr 11, 2018 11:50:14 GMT
I've heard worse.
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Post by Oomtom on Apr 11, 2018 15:32:33 GMT
I bet you have, Ehm ( The Gorgeous One ) says that there is no Gold Mine that goes so low as the opinion people have of you ! She says she only tolerates you because you have your own Council House and a Bus Pass  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Apr 13, 2018 8:22:58 GMT
....just because you get to ride with the driver......  |
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Post by Oomtom on Apr 13, 2018 13:12:43 GMT
Actually I do the Driving he is only there to make the passengers feel safe.
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