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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 3, 2018 19:32:11 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 4, 2018 7:08:43 GMT
Another plate of bait consumed so looks like the Rat Trap is the answer. Could I call in the RSPCA and report a Rat is being cruelly treated and they will come an impound the little Fu**er ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 4, 2018 9:25:18 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 4, 2018 12:49:42 GMT
Yes very funny but that is not the Spca or the Police for that matter. On average they weigh 300 pounds and that includes the women and get out of breath if their nose runs  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 4, 2018 16:57:57 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 5, 2018 9:12:43 GMT
But it is not in the Kitchen and those guys should GET A JOB - UB indeed the lazy sods  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 5, 2018 11:38:18 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 5, 2018 16:31:12 GMT
That is period furniture and even I am not that old. The gloves are off I am calling in " Rat Busters " no mercy because I have just put out another plate of bait and there is only 1 portion left in the packet. This Rat is getting EXPENSIVE, so much so the Cat is down to Bread and Water only - NO MORE Mr NICE GUY.  PS I do still have the Dining Table I bought in 1971 when we got married - From Habitat no less !!!! |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 5, 2018 16:40:21 GMT
This intruding rat must be the culprit for the disappearance of your coveted cheese award......
...at least you still have your medal to polish, oh wait..... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 6, 2018 9:10:54 GMT
The only Rat responsible for my Missing awards can use a keyboard, is Computer savvy and will be in Deep Deep trouble when Jie ( The Forum Goddess ) gets off her Arsen Wenger and earns her position as Head Red ( no she is not Ginger but she once Kissed a Girl and I am to much of a Gentleman to tell you where exactly )  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 6, 2018 10:02:39 GMT
Got him.... :lol:  |
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 6, 2018 12:01:42 GMT
Stop mucking around, return my awards and then I will tell you WHERE JIE Kissed the Girl  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 6, 2018 22:32:40 GMT
Was it at home? ..in the club? or in the park perhaps?
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 7, 2018 9:42:27 GMT
do not be so politically correct unless those suggestions are euphemisms for areas of the Female body |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 7, 2018 16:44:30 GMT
No, just trying to decipher what it is you are on about?
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