As someone who cannot get into MENSA because my IQ is too HIGH I cannot for the life of me work out what the Flipping Heck this post is about. As I am a Vicars son I refrained from saying FUCK and substituted Flipping but you all will gather I did mean FUCK. Someone mentioned WANK as an alternative but again my Father would never allow me to say WANK in a public forum so I replace it with Pulling ones Wire, Spanking the Monkey, Buttering ones Mealie.
So I will relate an old story from Afrikaans folklore:-
Van der Merwe ( local nincompoop ) visited a Brothel in the Red Light District in Germany. Having done the deed he offered the Lady 500 South African Rands in payment. " Nein Nein the Lady cried, I want MARKS " So Van der Merwe said OK 8 out of 10.