Since they have an Alternative League table, I decided to have a go at Stampy G's Alternative PES Stats:
TECHNIQUE Attack: Take no prisoners Defence: Evidence against Header Accuracy: Brainless Dribble Accuracy: Weasel Short Pass Accuracy: Data missing Short Pass Speed: See above Long Pass Accuracy: Diagonal-alley once Long Pass Speed: John Barnes Shot Accuracy: 100% success Place Kicking: Anfield pit Swerve: Deviant enough Ball Control: King Kenny Goal Keeping Skills: Data missing Weak Foot Accuracy: Herrera stamp Weak Foot Frequency: Once is good enough
SPEED Response: Why always me? Explosive Power: Eyebrows up, shoulders in Dribble Speed: Fox Mulder Top Speed: You'll never walk alone in '45 seconds
PHYSICAL Body Balance: Stood alone against the lot Stamina: Prison break Kicking Power: Studs in the meat Jump: Stamps effectively without it Injury Tolerance: Doesn't tolerate injured ones
RESISTANCE Attack Awareness: Always looking to Defence Awareness: As soon as found guilty Form: Shit Tenacity: Don't ever apologize to the victim Teamwork: Suffers
Any suggestions for a more accurate stats are welcomed and in a purpose of a more quality of the game itself. Thank you in advance for your contributions.